DJTheBaron Barons Bollocks

Im gonna start shouting if anyone will listen, wonder if this stuff will catch on...


ah fuck i may as well update this, i dont know why i bother singing up to therse thigns when people invite me because i never use them, ive now got a neglected bebo and livejournal page too, sooner or later i'll infest myspace and get bored after a week there too

right lets get back on topic, australians need to all die, that is all

posted by DJTheBaron | 1:27 PM |


Spul M is Teh Sex0r

god blogs are shite, i blame u ppl tbh, ur all cunts

posted by DJTheBaron | 10:10 AM |


WWF asked its fans to write a get well soon message to an "injured" wrestler who is taking time off to make a film.

I was happy to oblige.
Get Well Soon

posted by DJTheBaron | 11:11 PM |


Melanie "Estari" Okeefe is a kinky horney slut, whos really grumpy, sore and bitchey.

posted by DJTheBaron | 6:13 PM |


Job Hunting

Its a bit shit you know.

But there is always one thing you can trust in, "Goatse"


posted by DJTheBaron | 10:40 PM |



posted by DJTheBaron | 12:54 PM |


In my absence I have taken the time to write ideas and philosophy that will change the world. Low and behold, here is that writing.


posted by DJTheBaron | 7:00 PM |



posted by DJTheBaron | 4:50 PM |


The following is an unpaid announcement on behalf of the Bollocks Party.

Bare Your Bum at Bush!


posted by DJTheBaron | 8:51 PM |


Fucksakes this is turning into more of a wwf blog, but, i've got row 14 tickets for tomorrows Belfast Oddsey Smackdown Tour De Force show, so... yay.

Btw not that anyone or she ever reads this shite but just a word for "Auzzie Girl" to be nice and not die

Oh and i suppose another message for Sully, you suck

is that all? is it over?

fuck no its not

oh yeah and security is shite, but at least its a lot more fun to have to fill in company forms police forms talk to the police cid and forensics around 12+ times over one weekend when your only there two days, just for note, cid are like serious detective types instead of patrol cops, and if everything was going well i wouldnt actually have to deal with all of that.

um, i wanna take you to a gay bar, gay bar gay bar, u know that song, on tv? no, bah, well why the fuck have they bleeped the words war and nuclear war instead of the gay references, hamsters in felching tubes or trains going through tunnels and the like


as well as cigeretes, i encourage people to quit smoking but i dont like to watch some tv shows or music videos where it looks like the person is taking a draw from one of those people you see on crimewatch uk, which is a bit liek americias most wanted, you know people with fuzzy or blured faces in the backgkround and shit, anyway

i urge all my readers, yes my one reader, ive seen you, i know you read this crap

i urge you to go out and create some atrocity or tradgety that makes it onto the media if possible world wide, but it must be violent, and make sure theres some sort of advertising shit that leads people to shit shithole of a website, powered by my good friends at the only people in the world stupid enough ot give me a website for free with the kind of content i would put on it, PORN

I love how i startoff typing the queens english and then as i rant on it becomes very less grammoritised and educimicated

posted by DJTheBaron | 11:58 PM |


WWF Smackdown

Odssey Arena Belfast

Row 14

May 10th

7:30 PM

Myself, Rab and wee Tom


Oh and im actually going to update regularily again, just not tonight

You Bitch

posted by DJTheBaron | 12:39 AM |


Just to keep the blog updated


posted by DJTheBaron | 11:10 PM |